SirSirrrr

Bio
SirSirrrr, AKA Chef Sir, The Baker, El Pastrico was found on the mean streets of Newark, lying in the gutter by TrencH and Cell_Destroyer. He had ended up there after his bakery went under – because let’s be honest – Newark niggers don’t want pastries. He was quickly identified as a prodigy and excelled at banjoball. Most notable was when he single handedly help to take down the Fear Fuckboys, (a result of possible pent-up anger against black people due to their anti-pastry stance). Sir could never shake his true calling though, and he yearned for a return to the baker life. It was then that he decided to establish a Banjoball Bakery franchise, and he produced the most delectable turnovers known to man, both on and off the field. However, the prodigical son of GoTE quickly turned against those who brought him to stardom, and formed the gang BANGers. They enjoyed a period of success, but eventually migrated to GG. Sadly, Chief Executive Garfield of FIBA, banned the use of performance enhancing drugs, and sir’s ability to score from his own half of the field was rendered non-existent He now must find a new role, but don’t be fooled, he is certainly a top player. Fun Fact: It has been alleged that he sneaks into the oppositions change room and sabotages their equipment, including super gluing their shoes together so that they are rendered incapacitated.