Bountykillah

Bio
Bountykillah, grew disillusioned with life on the streets of Toronto as a truck stop hooker, and instead decided to lace up his boots and take to the field. He quickly grew to love the game, and became one of its top players. However, he was unable to entirely shake off his notorious past as a Grade A Hooker, and has been in more Banjoball clans than he has truckers’ cabs. You better believe these hoes aint loyal, and you can bet Bounty will up and leave your ass if you aren’t putting out. Yet, it may seem he has settled down thanks to the lucrative pay out Mets has offered him in exchange for his numerous services. A more recent disturbing development is that Bountykillah has actually missed and avoided games to have kinky roleplay sex in the changeroom with his apparent soulmate Derdan, where they pretend to be 16th century European Kings, swordfights and all. Bountykillah’s thirst from his past life has manifested itself in a thirst for goals. When Bounty is on the pitch, he is almost always certain to find the net. Defensively, he may sometimes lack, but overall, he is one of the banjoball greats.