JAGePRiCe

Bio
Jageprice, long time banjoball goalkeeper, went through a mid-career crisis after the dismantling of NHL and the crumbling of his weasel empire. In an attempt to find himself, he set out on a pilgrimage from Montreal to Malibu. On his return, he proclaimed he was a 34th generation Native and French Canadian Bisexual (though the bisexual part was was already known, Marker and Jage have been found numerous times fellating each other in the change room). Jageprice is in fact a distant cousin of the King Weasel Cell, and he demonstrated this in his mutiny against Club GoTE to join Club OG. Jageprice is in fact just as promiscuous as BountyHooker, and it is questionable as to whether Jage can ever be loyal to just one team. In the meantime, it is safe to bet he will whore his talents out to the highest bidder (or whoever would actually accept playing with a native). On the field, Jageprice is an excellent goalkeeper. Legend has it, however, when he steps onto the field, the spirit of Toilet2 possesses him, and he ceases to be able to properly function. Jage has the leadership ability of King Louis XVI, yet continues to attempt to hold leadership positions wherever he goes.