Cell destroyer

Bio
Cell, the long time captain of GoTE, is one of the more prominent figures in the Banjoball community. Legend has it, he was abandoned by his mother and father after they saw how disfigured he was. They attempted to kill him by floating him down a river, but he was rescued, and raised, by weasels. It is recommended Cell be hooked up to a polygraph at all times, and further recommended that when one is dealing with him to never turn their back on him, for it is difficult to know when he will attempt to plunge a knife in one’s back. After a recent mass-exodus of GoTE, Cell has been left to restructure his team in an attempt to re-assert the dominance it once recently had. It seems a huge task, but it is unwise to rule out the Weasel King himself. On the pitch, Cell is one of the best playmakers around. It is said he is so agile on the pitch because he lacks a spine. Recently, however, he has been making every excuse to not be on the field – complaining of the quality of the grass, the weather, and the heat. It is rumoured he has suffered an injury, most likely brought on by excessive time spent on his knees sucking dick (particularly Riki_Marus). It remains to be seen whether Cell can ever be integrated into normal human society.

Legal Troubles
In the fourth Banjoball league, Cell got called out by commissioner Lethal for using Mana Bar hacks. Cell and his teammates were disqualified from the playoffs after his refusal to stop his use of performance enhancing drugs.

Accolades
In 2014, cell_destroyer was voted official banjoball.com community weasel.

Personal Life
Cell is the lead singer of a local Chilean band, King Weasel.